Now, I know what you’re gonna say: “Jamie, you monster! You really killed millions of innocent lives just to get satisfaction?”. Look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was mildly inconvenienced!
So recently I’ve gotten addicted to this game called GenshinImpact where you play as this Traveller trying to find his sibling.
While I was playing I found this kid called Timmie playing with a bunch of birds. Birds are a good resource for food so I tried to kill them but they were always so fast to escape which annoyed me, so I hatched a plan to teach their kind a lesson they would never forget.
So I planned the perfect genocide. It involved hours upon hours of in-game grinding but at last, I aquired the one character that would fuck up the lives of the pigeons.
Ganyu is a Cryo (Ice) character, and she inflicts AOE (Area of effect) damage from afar. What I would do is lie in wait for Timmies precious pigeons to respawn and take them all out with a blizzard of hail.
While I was waiting for the pigeons to respawn, I contemplated my reason to kill his pigeons. They were innocent, carefree birds with happy lives. No doubt killing them would break Timmies heart and he would be scarred forever.
lol, did you really think I would care about this kids feelings
I spent over 50 hours getting Ganyu and then realised that the first characteryou get can kill his pigeons even more easily……..